As I general rule, doggy diarrhea is HILARIOUS. Anyway, you can buy this shirt on some site called zazzle. |
My fevered dreams were delicious and featured loads of unfolded laundry to distract me. Thanks brain! |
So, without further ado, here it is:
Today's Bat Workout:
3 Rounds; 30 Seconds Each
1a. Sprint to High Knees
1b. Deadman Bicycles
1c. Cross Body Mountain Climbers
1d. Ladder Heisman(s)
2 Rounds; 30 Times Each
2a. High Knees
2b. Star Jumps
2c. Jump Rope
2d. Punches
2c. Jump Rope
2d. Punches
Tabata (20 Seconds on, 10 Seconds Off) 5 Times Through
3a. Alternating Toe Touches
3b. Planks
3b. Planks
Finisher Every Minute on the Minute (5 Minutes)
1.Squat Thrust to Tuck Jump (Goal: 8 to 10 Times/min)
Okay, team! Keep up the good work! Be the Bat!
Sir Bravo, what is that chicken like thing on your balcony?
ReplyDeleteahahahaha this is the best blog i've ever read! Bruno, I have also started the detox and am just barely able to choke down my smoothie... although, that could be partly due to the smoothie looking like and having the texture of vomit. Last night was really "roughage" (hahahahaha... get it? b/c of all the lettuce and vegetables...) and I was very hungry. Well, good luck to you, and I will look forward to your next post. Off to Be the Bat ::flaps away::!!!
ReplyDeleteNikki, you have such a wonderful personality! If only I knew you in really life :/
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